A nearly perfect Norm Macdonald joke

Hi everyone — sorry to interrupt whatever you are doing, but it's come to my attention that I neglected to include a link to the Twitter post at the bottom of today's newsletter, which means that many of you were (or will be) unable to click through and listen to comedian Norm Macdonald deliver one of his absolutely classic jokes on the Conan O'Brien show. Missing this joke would be a terrible mistake, and I apologize profusely for making it harder to find. The correct link is here: https://x.com/i/status/2068457842533937156 and if you don't want to patronize X, there is a YouTube version here: https://youtu.be/jJN9mBRX3uo?si=yfaMFpNvEsnC9i27

Again, please accept my humble apologies for this unacceptable transgression. I assure you it (probably) won't happen again!

Mathew